Laws of Camping:

1: the more tent pegs you hammer in, the less windy it will be.
2: the more rain gear you carry, the sunnier the weather.
3: you can't fill the ice box with beer and still get ice in, you must leave some room.
4: the rustling of the tent at night is only the wind NOT a man eating bear.
5: the further away from the toilet block the greater the frequency of night time peeing required (nothing to do with rule 3).

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